Job Description
Phone interviews immediately, call 1-833-420-Chef. Feel free to reach out on Instagram as well for faster response. @chefjeremycooper #nerd #geek #NASA #letsgotomars
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NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY! WE WILL TRAIN YOU IF YOU HAVE THE DRIVE, DESIRE AND COURAGE TO WALK AWAY FROM THE WORLD AND BUILD A NEW ONE!
SHORT AND SWEET VERSION: You live and travel with a gourmet chef, his female business partner and personal handler, with other team members worldwide working seasonally onsite and abroad. Enjoy working with a team of vast skills and knowledge. Live in respectable accommodations with all amenities, including gourmet and custom tuned dietary meals with a life built on sustainability, organics, and ecologically friendly technology. Submerge yourself in nature, human sociology, self building and self awareness, artistic expression, and the love of music and food. Work in Cannabinoid Science, Agricultural Technology, Archeology, Cryptozoology, Engineering, Survival Tech, Culinary Science, Events and Entertainment, Sustainable Life Science, Social Media, TV & Media, Public Relations, Consulting, Laboratory Design, Business Development, Project Management, Community Programming, Volunteering and Smoking Weed. The Main Goal, to be the future leader of a group of people and companies, and be the prodigy that Chef needs to lead people out of the slavery that is modern society by giving them homes, food, power, water, and sanitation all in one package. Bam! (IF YOU ARE TERRIFIED OF BIG FOOT AND ALIENS PLEASE DO NOT APPLY.)
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Are you sick of the patriarchy, bureaucratic, money machine that doesn’t care about the planet?! Are you sick of decisions being made for you and enslaving you through student loans, compiled debt, low wages and ignorant philosophies?! This could be the job for you! Keep reading! We are a company that has been in business over 20 years, with diversified branches and technology, ecology, entertainment, and culinary science. We believe we can create sustainable housing for people that will change the world and propagate the globe to change the carbon footprint, the ecological standing, the way we eat, the way we live, and how we spend our money, simply by utilizing plants and animals, and building a customized ecosystem one seed at a time. With drones, artificial intelligence, aquaponics, and an inspired group of followers online, you could be part of a revolution in housing, food, community and how we live in this uncertain future to come.
MESSAGE FROM THE FOUNDER AKA THE CHEF: “My name is Chef Jeremy Cooper. I’m a molecular scientist, chef, engineer, inventor, artist, writer, cannabis formalist and all around professional nerd and adventurer that constantly has multiple projects going on. I’m living in NM, Washington, Oklahoma and all around the US. I have homes in a few states and my goal is to put my mark on MARS with colonization packaging with my newest project The Lotus Project.”
“Please feel free to look me up! Google \Chef Jeremy Cooper. I was given 2 weeks to live 2 years ago. I kicked cancers ass when modern medicine failed me. I took my life in my own hands and beat the odds. I’m dyslexic and on the spectrum. My downfalls are emails, scheduling, and giving too much of myself to others when they are in need. I presently have a personal handler and partner whom manages a large amount of worldwide operations. We together are looking to find the perfect person, whether it be the inspired, the futurist, the feminist, the nerd, the artist, the young, the MacGyver’s, the DaVinci’s, the Yuri’s, the Marco Polos, or the abolitionists, because the goal is to set us all Free!”
“As I am getting older and with cancer taking a toll on my life, I am looking for a prodigy to pass on knowledge, ability, and know-how to save the world! This person will learn to take simple materials and build apartment complexes to hold 100 people plus, feed them, and never need to be plugged into a grid, including having all of the amenities right at your fingertips -safety, security, community, power, and time. You will learn how to create a self contained world and in that world, freedom -Freedom from paying electric bills, water bills, creating mass amounts of garbage, heating bills, food bills and sanitation bills.
I’m seeking an Apprentice/Assistant that will become a potential percentage partner in all of my companies, projects and operations, such as the Lotus Project, 7Leaf Science (Cannabinoid Engineering), Podcasting, Social Media, House Engineering, Search and Rescue, Recording Studio, Cannabis Museum, Electric Biking Technology, Drone Tech, Security and Survival Tech, and Operational Assistance. !” –Chef Jeremy Cooper
CHEFS PRINCIPLES:
This candidate will be an entrepreneur, someone that understands and can understand the importance of money and ecology. You may take on your own personal projects working within laboratories, recording studios, special events, cooking, horticulture, or even movie and TV show productions.
THE PRIME CANDIDATE WILL BE 18+ YEARS OR OLDER. (IMAGINATION IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN KNOWLEDGE AND DRIVE MEANS MORE THAN A RESUME!) You should be willing to travel months at a time globally with no issues, confident, a go-getter, well spoken, good under stress, adaptable to change, have good time management skills, tech savvy, computer literate, experienced in scheduling, and presentable in a business environment. You should have a passion and motivation to learn. We hope you have the understanding of autism, or have some knowledge or experience working with highly intellectual and autistic individuals on a functioning scale. Enthusiastic attitude is a huge plus. Prime candidate should be able to go on camping excursions, willing to camp-out and rough it. (All gear and vehicles provided by company).
We need day to day help with the basics such as emails, social media, scheduling, and keeping the houses and operations running. You will also be asked to jump from one project to the next, so you must be comfortable to changes, multitasking, and managing your time accordingly. (You will be provided all technological and infrastructure equipment and training to ensure your success.) One day we might ask you to have prepared in three days a toothpick, a flashlight, a cardboard box, permanent marker with three rubber bands and chocolate milk at 3am. And in three days I should not have to remind you to bring me these items. Things that seem trivial can be critical to operations and only the Chef will see them. Another day you might be working on a 10 page testimonial timeline for evidentiary support of relationship management. You could also be asked one day to run errands around town, where you would be responsibility for retrieving every item on the list, manage the funds given, manage receipts and present daily, weekly and monthly finance reports for company records. You could be hunting for aliens in the middle of the desert with a film crew, or traveling to Seattle to tour Tier 3 Grow Operations, or could be spelunking for crystals in a cave, or even setting up a 30-foot movie screen with a laser light show while listening to some of the best DJs in the world on the side of a mountain. The tasks are endless!!!
It is a huge PLUS and BONUS if you have training, education or experience in the following:
Podcasting , Social Media Management, Photography, Video & Editing, Project Management, Website Development, Sustainability Tech or Programs, Volunteer Work, First Aid, Nursing, Chemistry, Horticulture, Botany, Beekeeping, Culinary, Kitchen Management, working in a Corporate Kitchen, Customer Service, Hospitality, Quantum Physicists, Doctor Who Historians, Star Wars Philosophers, Cannabis Connoisseurs, Hostage Negotiations, and DJs. OR any other unique abilities. (Please see X-Men.)
HOWEVER, WE ARE WILLING TO TRAIN YOU IN ANY OR ALL OF THE ABOVE. OUR COMPANY IS LITTERED WITH EDUCATORS, INNOVATORS AND ENTREPRENEURS. THE PRIME CANDIDATE MAY NOT HAVE ANY EXPERIENCE WHATSOEVER IN THE WORLD AND THAT IS ACCEPTABLE AS LONG AS YOU HAVE THE DRIVE AND DESIRE. WE ARE NOT NECESSARILY LOOKING FOR A COLLEGE EDUCATED INDIVIDUAL, WE ARE LOOKING FOR AN INDIVIDUAL WHO CAN SEE THE FUTURE, BE CREATIVE, AND BE INSPIRED TO HELP THE WORLD.
This is an on-property position, so I am looking for someone to live on property. You will be provided room and board, to include quality, gourmet and international foods. You will learn to grow your own food as well. Fresh tomatoes and herbs are common on our plate. You will be provided either a tiny house, or vintage fully equipped boat-wood interior technologically advance travel trailer, or a residential room with top quality amenities and support. You will also be provided with training manuals and educational development curriculum equal to a college education. This is a traveling position, which means we could potentially be gone months at a time. WE REQUIRE ALL CANDIDATES TO NOT HAVE ANY PRIOR RESPONSIBILITIES OR COMMITMENTS AS YOU MAY BE GONE FOR LONG PERIODS OF TIME. PRIME CANDIDATES WILL BE ABLE TO LEAVE ON A SPACEX ROCKET FOR MARS IF SPACE BECOMES AVAILABLE. IF YOU HAVE A SIGNIFICANT OTHER, THEY MAY APPLY WITH YOU, HOWEVER PLEASE APPLY INDIVIDUALLY ON TWO SEPARATE RESPONSES. You’ll learn how to live life on your own and train to be a topnotch adult. We have a land trust and grow operation in NM with a research center near the NASA high altitude base in Ft. Sumner (Home of Billy the Kid). This is a training location and a sanctuary from the world and also as a home base for building prototypes and training operations for our company Doomsday Dudes. It’s fully stocked, newly remolded, has a work shop, multiple vehicles and bedrooms. There is a canal in our backyard, wild turkeys, trees, beautiful landscapes and the ability to see the galactic rim at night to pier out into the universe, including a twice a week Farmers Market. Location is near Roswell, New Mexico. (Don’t see the WB). Photos can be provided. COMPENSATION/BENEFITS INCLUDES: Room (Private Quarters), Board (Structured meal programs, healthy and organic foods, and international cooking.) The Educational programming will be in but not limited to Cannabis science, chemical engineering, operational management, inventory control and more. You will learn to cook and meal prep. You will learn about the history of cannabis and learn how to manage a lab. This person within 3 months will become a valuable asset, be potentially contracted to work with our team and move to a facility or take on a research project to call their own, or continue on working in Prime Operations. Chef has had over a dozen Apprentices over the last 25 years. Profit sharing and/or receiving percentages on projects will be given upon accepting the responsibilities for the project in which you manage. This can include but not limited to projects such as: Farmers Market Management, Special Events, Cannabis Cups, Community Service, Art Department, Amazon Influencer Store, Social media, Podcasting, Bookings, Accounting, and more! You’ll be joined by our team to work with and may be able to recruit your own partner. You will have the use of vehicles, equipment and gear to ensure your safety and comfort. All travel to archeological sites, historical sites, hiking trips, environmental studies, NASA and space launches, events and more would be paid for by the company, including paid educations and certifications such as SafeServe, Survival, First Aid, Security, MSDS, and driving. Gourmet Foods and prepared meals, dietary programming, meditation and yoga sessions are normal. This also includes access to our recording studio, access to our art facility with open studio time for painting, drawing, jewelry and art areas and other mediums. You’ll have access to off-roading and Jeep adventures. Company garage access & Bike shop. 5G internet access, Podcast Training, Photography training, financial management and just some basic life skills they don’t teach you in school.
We prefer working with people who can keep up with Chef. He jumps out of planes, climbs mountains, off roads, and does combat trainings. He is Buddhist and prefers a vegetarian diet, he is dyslexic, and lives a structured yet adventurous life built on preparedness, nature, organic, saving the world, healing people, giving back to communities, and love. If you are interested in this position please forward your name, number and reason why you are interested in the position. The more detail the better. You must have a clean back ground, be drug free of all substances except cannabis. Mushrooms are fine under controlled circumstances. No alcohol or substance abuse applicants please. Being patient is a virtue, cleanliness is a must, creativity is a bonus, and education is not the most important thing but willingness to learn is! Please be open-minded and embrace possibility when it comes to the universe of botanicals, health, our world, and fringe science.
DISQUALIFICATIONS: Do not apply if you have any felonies or a criminal record aside from cannabis. Do not apply if you are always late or cannot be to work on time. If you are not LGBTQ or People of Color friendly, do not apply. No drugs or alcohol abuse. If you are not cannabis friendly, do not apply. If you cannot work with women leaders do not apply. Do not apply if you are against women in the workplace. You must be 420 friendly. Please do not apply if you oversleep. Must be able to walk and work at the same time, and should not expect to be given golden stars for being on time. Do not apply if you have to hold on to a cell phone all day, or will become an expert at your job with no need to learn or take advice after the first day or training. Do not apply if you believe we are the only people in the universe. About the company culture: we volunteer our time together. Whether it’s consulting for free to support cannabis and cancer patients, or remodeling/maintenance repairing a community basketball hoop so the locals can play, or working with food banks to get families a big box of food each month delivered to their home, we are always giving back to our community. Every week, even if we are busy, we all find the time to sit down and enjoy a big meal together. Throughout the week we all take turns cooking and meal prepping but mostly Chef does a majority of the cooking and we take turns cleaning. We have policies during the work day that we all abide by to get our work done efficiently and effectively. These policies and routines help us stay compliant with the law, provide a solid root structure and foundation for the business, and helps us stay consistent in our work. We also have a lot of time to play and ensure to schedule it. Sunday Funday, family time, movie nights, etc. Feel free to text or call 1-833-420-Chef for any questions, comments or other.
To Apply: Please email chefjeremycooper420@gmail.com and provide your name, contact information, if you have a resume then send it, if you have work experience then tell us about it but do not let your procrastination or your lack of belief in yourself stop you from reaching out because you do not feel you have the right documentation. Tell us about yourself and your responses to the following questions:
Why are you applying?
Tell us about yourself. What are your hobbies? Do you collect anything? Do you watch TV? If so, what do you like to watch? Do you have any hidden talents or special skills? (Shape shifters are a plus) What are your social media handles? Do you have any project management experience? Where do you want to be in 5 years? What is your dream in life?
Do not let this list intimidate you. Be you. Feel free to text or call 1-833-420-Chef.
Company Description
We have a sense of humor and we care about people, and the people who work with us become family. Our goal is to save the world and if we cannot save the world, then we will save groups of people and the culture, food, and diversity that is the human race. To learn more read the job description.