Job Description
Stoned is a modern psychedelic cannabis brand built around creativity and exploration.
We’re growing 100 % year over year, dropping new products often, and looking for a hustler who’s ready to hit the road and help us spread the movement.
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Why This Role Exists
Most sales jobs in this space are corporate, slow, and suffocating.
This one isn’t.
We’re looking for a road warrior — someone who loves people, travel, and the grind.
You’ll fly into new states, meet wholesalers face-to-face, and open accounts that actually move product.
You’ll have freedom, support, and the kind of brand behind you that turns heads the second you walk in the door.
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What You’ll Do
• Travel 2–3 weeks each month (flights, hotels, food = covered)
• Visit and sell to cannabis distributors and retailers nationwide
• Build relationships that turn into repeat orders
• Represent Stoned at expos, trade shows, and industry events
• Track performance and keep routes organized in our sales systems
• Hustle hard, close smart, and push boundaries
You’ll have direction — then we let you run.
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Who You Are
• At least 25 years old with a valid U.S. driver’s license
• A people-person who thrives on the road
• Independent, curious, and relentless
• Not afraid to make mistakes or ask questions
• Someone who fights for results and speaks their mind
We don’t do rigid structures or fake smiles.
If you want something, say it. We’ll back you.
What we can’t work with: people who stay quiet and coast.
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About Stoned
Stoned is redefining the way people experience cannabis through accessible, alternative highs that fuel creativity and curiosity.
Our product lines — Mad Honey, Amanita Muscaria, and Blue Lotus — offer new, psychedelic-inspired experiences at prices that blow competitors away.
We stand out with vibrant branding, obsessive quality, and a community that believes cannabis should be fun, expressive, and fearless.
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Compensation & Perks
• Base Salary: $35 K – $45 K annual
• Commission: 7 – 15 % on sales (average orders $4 K – $30 K +)
• Travel Covered: Flights, hotels, transport, meals
• Extras: Free product allowance + invitations to brand events
• Growth: Become a Team Lead with higher commission and pay raises
• Performance Bonuses: Discussed after interviews
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Training & Onboarding
You’ll start with a 1–2 week onboarding program covering our products, sales process, and brand story so you can hit the ground running with confidence.
We’ll also equip you with sales systems to track orders and manage your territory efficiently.
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We’re Hiring Now
If you’re a fighter who wants to sell something that actually gets people talking, we want to hear from you.
Join a team that’s growing fast, launching new products often, and backed by a brand that stands for more than just getting high — we’re building a movement.